About If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

Linda is unravelling. Her daughter is sick, her therapist is useless, and her ceiling has just collapsed.

If I Had Legs I’d Kick You is a feverish, genre-defying portrait of maternal breakdown — part comedy, part horror, all raw nerve. As her daughter’s mysterious illness worsens and her home literally collapses around her, Linda’s grip on stability slips in ways both painful and absurd. Rose Byrne (perhaps best known for playing Kristen Wiig's nemesis in Bridesmaids) delivers a fearless, Oscar-nominated performance as a woman pushed past the edge, navigating abandonment, absurdity, and the terrifying possibility of joy.

Director: Mary Bronstein
Key Cast:
Rose Byrne, Conan O’Brien, Danielle Macdonald

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